2 definitions by ruenix

New Buffalo Steamer

That thing when you're driving eastbound on I-94 and you upper-decker the toilet at the Michigan Welcome Center

There wasn't a toilet for fifty miles so I dropped a New Buffalo Steamer while I read the Four Winds Casino pamphlet.

by ruenix February 25, 2023

fauxlack

A portmanteau of "fake Polack"; someone who pretends to be Polish

Why did you mismatch your socks? Are you a fauxlack?!

by ruenix April 2, 2022