48 definitions by rory

vom

to vomit

"who vommed in the living room?"

by rory May 18, 2003

e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

by rory January 5, 2007

guns n roses

the best band ever apart from axl rose you cock

axl rose is a cock
nuff said

by rory July 11, 2004

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by rory March 28, 2005

natapong

A huge, Asian gorilla that is capable of owning in CS. Are said to be found along the coasts of Western North America and many countries throughout Asia.

Dude you just got pwn'D by a natapong...

by rory September 27, 2004

Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by rory August 27, 2007

bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

by rory September 14, 2003