19 definitions by rory mcmoose

smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

by rory mcmoose May 1, 2005

american inch

Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"

by rory mcmoose May 5, 2005

doggy

A sexual position, usually the best for a quickie, where the man has sex with a woman from behind.

Bend her over and fuck her doggy style.

by rory mcmoose April 29, 2005

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by rory mcmoose May 3, 2005

shandy pop

After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.

"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"

by rory mcmoose April 29, 2005

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by rory mcmoose April 29, 2005

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

by rory mcmoose April 29, 2005