1. A version of the flu that came to the US from Mexico that's causing people to freak out
2. An ancient affliction from The Odyssey that only affected men who landed on the island of Circe, a Greek lunatic goddess living on the island of Aeaea
1. If you don't get a swine flu vaccination, you will cause yourself and you loved ones to DIE!!!
2. When Odysseus landed on Aeaea, Circe gave all of his men swine flu