ron jeremy's definitions

queep

a release of gas from the female genitalia, similar to a fart, but coming out of the vagina. A vaginal fart.

Dude, did she just fart?
No man, I think that was a queep.

by ron jeremy January 19, 2005

nipplelick

Licking nipples, OF COURSE.

DER!!! WHAT R U FIK OR SUMAT???

Ron Jeremy gave Jenna Jameson a nipplelick.

by Ron Jeremy June 16, 2003

Slagged

Slang that orginated from the show "Batman Beyond" to mean exhausted.

Fuck all this homework man I'm slagged

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

impulse

total owner of clan .unf! and specifically belz

<n00b> Did .unf! beat dr?
<gandalf> no way man, imp played, he owns us

by Ron Jeremy September 3, 2003

fluffernutter

A fluffernutter is when a porn star is getting fluffed by a fluffer, gets to excited, and busts a nut before he's ready for the main act.

I was going to bang that chick, but I fluffernutted into the other.

by Ron Jeremy May 14, 2003

Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

dawg

1) Male who regularily treats woman badly, usually by cheating on or lying to them about their relationship.
2) Male who is selfish; normally used to describe sexual gain, or undo control of a relationship
3) A repeat offender of women.
4) Continually winning back girl who knows you are up to no good.

Dude, you're getting back with Julie...again? You're such a DAWG, you know you just want to bang her on the side.

by Ron Jeremy January 16, 2005