14 definitions by rod fury

cyclops meat clown

another slang for the penis

If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight

by rod fury April 22, 2006

cyclops meat clown

another word for cock

won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?

by rod fury April 20, 2006

cyclops meat clown

another name for your dick

little suzie's afraid of the circus because of the cyclops meat clown

by rod fury April 20, 2006

Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by rod fury May 12, 2006

Intracourse

making beautiful,meaningful love to oneself.Or wanking into a dirty sock.Whatever...

I had the greatest time last night going out on a date with myself!By the end of the night I had my pants pulled down and was having sweet Intracourse with yours truly!

by rod fury November 19, 2006

Bloob

another term for Fat or Blubber

That old bag has so much bloob hanging off her upper arms she looks like she's got bat wings.

by rod fury May 21, 2006

brown rainbow

taking a dump two feet behind someone's bedroom door then closing it behind you.When the chump opens the door all the way he smears the turd into the carpet in a lovely rainbow design.

they'll be scrubbing that rug for a week before they erase the brown rainbow I left them

by rod fury April 20, 2006