12 definitions by rocketman

Phone Sex

When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.

I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

FuckPiss

This is the stream of fluid that is projected from a vagina when she is having intense pleasure. Also known as Squirt, Love Juice, Vagina Sauce, projectile cum and intense vaginal secretion.
FuckPiss in its intended context would look like a stream of fluid flowing intensely and steadily from the vagina.
FuckPiss - Noun

In a sentence -
Wow, I was with Mary last night and when she got off, i was soaked with FuckPiss!

I was giving Kim some oral and she almost drowned me with her FuckPiss!

The only thing I love more than Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream is being hit with a stream of FuckPiss!

Holy Moly, her FuckPiss was running down my balls and onto my knees. I took a picture of the wet sheets if you don't believe me!

by rocketman February 27, 2014

Ayatollah Soy Latte

Jack Dorcy,

Founder of Twitter

Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."

by rocketman February 4, 2021

Sluth

A slutty sloth that has sex with all the male sloths in the area.

That sluth is so loose she "gets around" faster than she gets around.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Dick Chuck

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.

A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.

by rocketman January 31, 2005