robin graves's definitions

skexis

A hideous, gargley voiced,snaggle-toothed creature with tribal tits that resembles the hawaiian punch guy after chernobyl.

The skexis has a mysterious rust colored toothbrush in its car.

by Robin Graves January 25, 2003

boner-killer

An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.

See also hard off

Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer

by robin graves February 21, 2004

Windows

A bad imitation of a Macintosh Apple.

Windows is like a Macintosh Apple only not as good.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

rebate

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.
See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

by robin graves February 21, 2004

bilal

An evil mutated siamese twin that was growing out of your torso and was surgically removed when you were 12 and know lives in a picnic basket and sneaks out at night to murder your girlfriends

Oh shit, have you seen Bilal? The basket's empty!

by robin graves February 21, 2004