robert's definitions

JimmyGTA

The coolest mofo who ever walked the earth

Hot Damn, that JimmyGTA is one fine motherfucker

by Robert July 3, 2003

fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.

#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!

by Robert November 5, 2005

a/s/ler

Someone who always asks for your age/sex/location, even if you are taking the mickey out of the prat.

user1:I hate all of you
a/s/ler:asl?
user1:leave me alone intenet perv
a/s/ler:ASL BITCH!

by Robert July 11, 2004

I respect that

A person that feels that something is respectable. A person feels that something is cool or good.

This word is along the lines of That's Legit.

I have to study tonight. "I respect that"

by Robert April 23, 2005

Ford Mustang

A very fast AMERICAN car unlike little crap hondas and acura's

Honda Owner:Look at that mustang he's goin 80 maybe we should race him.
Mustang owner:suck my big dick little honda you can't never ever eva eva eva step up biiiiiitch.hahaha nods head* at honda

by robert May 13, 2005

bogart

To take something unjustly, to snatch or steal

Someone totally bogarted the last piece of pizza. I had been saving it for myself.

by Robert August 26, 2003

Cock

The Penis.
What more explaining do you need?

I shoved my cock in the blender. Ouch!

by Robert April 23, 2004