1 definition by ritaaaaaaaaaa

Paras

The god of all men, whose name can be said
in a long monotone voice, which will
immediately impregnate all women within a
5km radius of his position. Some say that the
only way to be granted into Paras heaven is to
show him a glorious picture of Sike
Mawowski, of which one only exists. If the
wrong image is presented, the sed being is
immediately crushed into one singular naan
bread, of which Paras hastily devours,
pleasing him for a short time, before
searching for more beings to crave his
hunger.

"Oh lawd, I'm pregnant!, Darn Paras is back at
it"

by ritaaaaaaaaaa November 22, 2021