Definitions by riggidy Ram One

quilf 

a word describing a really old milf , primarily over the age of 50.

a mix of the words quilt (old blanket) and milf (mom i'd like to fuk), used to describe an extremely old milf whos on the brink of loosing her "fuckableness"

"son, justins grandma is a total milf; no way man shes a quilf, shes drooping"

quilf by riggidy Ram One July 25, 2008

yais 

how an immigrant would say "yes" , presumably while applying for a job.

made popular by the chinese guy on "mad TV"

do you even speak english?
"yais"

yais by riggidy Ram One January 16, 2006