15 definitions by rick mills

debognotisee

A person who has make-up, paint, ink, or similarly pigmented substance applied to them.

I would love to be a debognotisee for that gorgeous body painter.

by rick mills September 2, 2004

subwoofer

A masochistic or submissive dog.

Our pet subwoofer loves it when we put his collar on him.

by rick mills September 8, 2004

dusological

Pertaining to the quality of a debognotisation. The higher the quality of the debognotisation, the more dusological it is.

Key dusological qualities include:

(1) The permanence of the substance used. Greater permanence is better.

(2) The surface coverage of the debognotisation. Greater surface coverage is better.

(3) The artistic merit of the debognotisation. A higher artistic standard is better.

(4) The attractiveness of the person performing the debognotisation. A higher perceived attractiveness is better.

That was an incredibly dusological debognotisation when that totally gorgeous person drew intricate designs all over my body with permanent marker pens.

by rick mills September 7, 2004

harclarver

A nightmarish flying creature with a horrific cry, which is terrifying enough to instantly petrify if heard.

Run inside quick! There's a harclarver coming!

by rick mills September 7, 2004

debognotiser

Someone who puts make-up, paint, ink, or similarly pigmented substance on another person.

I got a job as a debognotiser at a beauty salon.

by rick mills September 2, 2004

cranial debognotisation

Dyeing and colouring of the hair. Originally used to describe the colouring of the hair with "Cosmic Colour" aerosol temporary hair colour, but now covers all instances of dyeing and colouring the hair.

I got an all-over cranial debognotisation with "Cosmic Colour" hair dye at the school fete.

by rick mills September 7, 2004

harclaver

Alternate spelling of harclarver.

Help! I am being chased by a harclaver!

by rick mills September 8, 2004