10 definitions by richippr

Refreshmental

A person who blocks access to all other varieties of fountain beverages as he fills his own.

"I had to wait forever to refill my beverage due to the refreshmental that was in the way."

by richippr August 5, 2008

Hairy Eyebrow

To scrunch an eyebrow down upon one's squinted or intensely focused eye in order to silently convey severe disapproval.

"Dude, your girlfriend is giving you the Hairy Eyebrow. You better stop looking at Susan's tits."

by richippr August 5, 2008

Bearded Rascal

An unshorn vagina.

Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"

by richippr August 6, 2008

gigapants

Pants that exceed the garment industry's ability to be defined by size.

"Holy Megapants!" John exclaimed to Susan when he saw a lady in massive denim slacks. Susan replied, "No, I think those are more like Gigapants!"

by richippr November 16, 2016

Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

by richippr September 24, 2013

Underbooby

The underside and lower front half of a woman's breast(s) leading to, but not passing, the areola and/or nipple.

Those crazy-girl-video commercials show lots of underbooby.

by richippr August 5, 2008

Gasphyxiation

The condition of being deprived of oxygen when exposed to noxious fart fumes.

John barely noticed as Kevin passed his cubicle softly giggling. Suddenly, a warm, invisible tidal wave of stench overwhelmed the confined space, and John was sure he was about to die of gasphyxiation.

by richippr September 26, 2013