191 definitions by richard black

piss hard-on

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.

Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.

by richard black May 8, 2005

Jevver

A southern phrase for "Did you ever?"

Jevver skip school on Friday?

by richard black March 29, 2005

bugger

A nasal scraping derived from inhaled soil and mixed with nasal secretions and dried.

Dale dug and dug into his nose until he removed a bugger the size of a dime. He quickly flicked it across the school room and it landed in Sally's hair.

by richard black March 10, 2005

respect

n. a feeling of proper regard with strict adherence to protocol

Heather, a novice white ho, showed proper respect for the sexual prowess of her black pimp, Leroy, and the clientele he brought to her. Once she'd tried black, she knew she'd never go back even if money wasn't involved.

by richard black April 24, 2005

voluptuous

adj. appealing strongly to the senses, mainly to the eyes in a sexually gratifying way.

Brie Ann's stats of 44" ddd , 23", and 25" were the voluptuous assets she brought to Tyrone's bed.

by richard black April 29, 2005

grope

With homosexuals, feeling the size (length, girth) of a potential trick's penis while the hardened penis is still in the pants of the trick.

Howard could feel something like the size of a hard gherkin in LeRoy's pants, so he decided not to grope him anymore and moved on.

by richard black March 2, 2005

dillberry

See dingleberry. A crust of dried human feces stuck on anal hair.

Denny Dimwit scrapped off a few dillberries, rolled them up, and flicked them at his fellow classmates.

by richard black March 11, 2005