richard's definitions

necropheliac

Just a quick thought, why is it wrong to be a necropheliac but it's okay to say I would jump your bones?

Some dude, "you are so fit I would jump your bones!"

by Richard April 15, 2005

peas

Originally computer slang for "peace," used mainly in IM conversations during the 21st century.

Richard: "I'm off to jail now."
Wife: "peas"

by Richard February 23, 2005

sillygit

anybody who sits in the home end of withdean stadium (see shitgroundnofans), one of these people can be recognised by me and james sheppard terrorizing one of them through a geoghraphy lesson

mr collins, a really sad brighton fan

by Richard January 9, 2005

vagardon

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.

When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon

by Richard December 13, 2004

weeney

very

thats weeney good

by richard July 28, 2003

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

hekko

A hilarious re-interpretation of the standard greeting 'hello'.

"Hekko Emily!"
"Hekko Dave!"

by Richard September 9, 2004