191 definitions by richard black
The size of your penis.
by richard black March 17, 2005
n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.
Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen
by richard black January 15, 2006
by richard black April 18, 2005
Keeping quiet, not telling or acting out. In the gay community, black males who are tricking, looking for anal or oral sex.
Tyrone and Shi'Thead appeared like thugs on the street, but in the bedroom they experiemented with every hole they had. They kept it on the down low, though.
by richard black March 19, 2005
Claire always carried a bottle of vinegar in her purse because she never know how many office romeos would take her to the janitor's closet during the work day at the office.
by richard black March 15, 2005
Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.
"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).
by richard black September 3, 2007
The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him.
by richard black March 28, 2005