141 definitions by rich

mondey a' fukun mornan

Irish derivation of the term: Oh no it's Monday morning again. I am very tired and don't want to be at work today.

<Deep Belfast accent>

Ah Patrick Top ov tha mornan to ya. Had a few toow main'y black an tan's did ya' las night?

No, ey only had a'y single jar ov porter paddy ya fukun prick. It's "mondey a' fukun mornan" that's doin it to me - to be sure!

</Deep Belfast accent>

by rich March 24, 2003

epyon

A measurment of time that is consumed with pain and death.

The dinosaur age was a long epyon.

by rich April 9, 2004

Pamplemoose

A variety of moose found in Pample, BC. Often found in the presence of the pamplemouse.

We dare not disturb the pamplemoose while it is feeding.

by rich January 8, 2004

quidouche

The shortened form of "queer-douche."

Rich, Greg would tool on you, ya quidouche.

by rich March 29, 2005

japsnutsteeplebasedacidwater

Uttered by Chris Morris.

Not really sure what it means

I really fancy some japsnutsteeplbasedacidwater.

Crap example, but who knows what it means.

by rich May 10, 2004

royal jubilee

A typical british festival where all family members espcially the taylor family wear bondage gear and rape each other up the ass with many dildos, richard though is famous smacking his cock across laura's face while nigel fucks richard up the ass, nigel is notorious for taking a shit into richards mouth while richard voraciously eats it, it usually is very messy because of all the cunt and feces that flies everywhere and its smells horribly of hot sick and sweaty ass

Its the typical british thing to do

by rich March 31, 2004

dumbtarded

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition

Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.

by rich November 18, 2003