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Bling Bang

Term for a Flashy Pistol used by gang members, which is often bright stainless, chrome, or bright nickle with custom grips often made of silver, turquoise, or mother of pearl. May also have fancy engraving, gold inlay, or jewling on certain parts.

Although the term "bling bang" was first introduced by the movie "Blood Diamond" and originally referred to a type of diamond and not guns directly, the term has morphed and is often used on the Urban Street as a term for a flashy gun.

Synonym: Pimp Gun.
Yo, Jamal, I got me this Bling Bang from a Ride-On we done on the Surat boys, da silver grips is da straight dope.

Malik, I got some Bling Bang for sale, bro, It's a chrome Deagle Fity. I took Jo-Jo out of da box, yo, and you can have his Bling Bang fo five benjamines - can't beat dat!

I scored big, now I can buy me some serious Bling Bang.
by Ricardovitz October 30, 2009
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gunoholic

A person who is addicted to buying guns. Usually owns more than 20 guns and has a list of at least three more guns that he/she intends to purchase as soon as funds come available. Purchases more guns in a panic when Democrats get elected to office, or on rumors of anti-gun legislation. Also known to constantly surf the internet and gun auctions for deals on guns.
That Fred's a real gunoholic - he is constantly asking me to cover for him if his wife calls while he's picking up his latest firearm acquisition from his FFL (licensed firearms dealer).
by Ricardovitz May 13, 2009
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Chebin

African American pronounciation of the proper name "Kevin".

Also, African American pronunciation of the numeral "seven"
Yo, Chebin, don't be flashin that bling-bang pimpgun around.

Chebin's my lucky digits, bro.
by Ricardovitz May 29, 2009
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Celtigrade

Communist / Socialist measure of temperature. Combination of Celcius and Centegrade. Texas American slang for foreign temeprature measurement. The "Commie" way to measure temperature. .
English boy: "Mummy, Mummy, it's soooo hot here in Texas, it must be 30 degrees out and I think I am going to die.

Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
by Ricardovitz August 21, 2009
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Fatopia

Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.

Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!

Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.

THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
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gun giggity

Adj. Describes the state of being in love with guns in general, or in love with a particular firearm.
That boy's all gun giggity over that Gold Deagle he saw at the gunshow.

Did you see the new Kriss 45 Carbine - man, I'm all gun giggity over that fine piece!!
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
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Wally Walk

Right of passage for people who just obtained their conceal carry permit or conceal handgun permit, where the new CCP holder trys carrying his handgun concealed at Wal Mart for the first time. This means having the gun on you at all times, but concealed, as you get out of your car, walk into Wal Mart, shop for at least 30 minutes, use the restroom, buy something, check out and look for zombies to attack as you cross the Wal Mart parking lot to get back to your car.
Bubba: Hey, Clem, I just got my conceal carry permit - check this out, got me a sweet little Detonics 9mm that I can carry everywhere I go.

Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece

Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
by Ricardovitz April 22, 2010
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