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Chebin

African American pronounciation of the proper name "Kevin".

Also, African American pronunciation of the numeral "seven"
Yo, Chebin, don't be flashin that bling-bang pimpgun around.

Chebin's my lucky digits, bro.
by Ricardovitz May 29, 2009
mugGet the Chebinmug.

cha-chink

Sound made by a machinegun when you pull the bolt back and let it fly forward to chamber the first round

Alternate definition: Sound made by a pump shotgun when you pump it to chamber a round

Second Alternate definition: Sound made by gangster toward an intended victim or warning a potential victim of a machingun or shotgun drive-by shooting.
The last thing that corpse heard was cha-chink....before he got his head all blowed off.

Rufus: I really hate that mule....Cha-chink....BLAM!

The last thing those towel-head terrorists are gonna hear is Cha-chink...
by Ricardovitz June 11, 2009
mugGet the cha-chinkmug.

Sextard

Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.

Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.

Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009
mugGet the Sextardmug.

cleo

Chief Law Enforcement Officer, or Sheriff. The guy you need to get to sign off on your BATF Form 4 before the the BATF will approve a civilian for legally owning a machinegun or silencer.
My CLEO won't sign off on my Form 4. But, I'll be moving to Colt County in a month and then I'm goning to get me a machine gun because the Colt Co. CLEO will sign-off.
by Ricardovitz May 13, 2009
mugGet the cleomug.

gun giggity

Adj. Describes the state of being in love with guns in general, or in love with a particular firearm.
That boy's all gun giggity over that Gold Deagle he saw at the gunshow.

Did you see the new Kriss 45 Carbine - man, I'm all gun giggity over that fine piece!!
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
mugGet the gun giggitymug.

Fuckoffistan

fictional place where a Persian or someone from the middle east is told to go back to.

alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to

related: suckcockistan
Where the hell do you come from - Fuckoffistan?

I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.

That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
by Ricardovitz July 2, 2009
mugGet the Fuckoffistanmug.

sarahed

This is what happens to a girl who posts naked or sleazy pictures of herself on the internet. Origin: Think Before You Post advertisment produced by the Ad Council.

Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Yo, did you get texed with Jimmy's X-girl's hot pix? He totally Sarahed her.

"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"

"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"

Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009
mugGet the sarahedmug.

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