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Communist / Socialist measure of temperature. Combination of Celcius and Centegrade. Texas American slang for foreign temeprature measurement. The "Commie" way to measure temperature. .
English boy: "Mummy, Mummy, it's soooo hot here in Texas, it must be 30 degrees out and I think I am going to die.
Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
by Ricardovitz August 21, 2009
Get the Celtigrade mug.Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.
Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!
Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.
THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.
THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
Get the Fatopia mug.Person who can't stop purchasing guns, eventhough he has enough to supply all of his friends and family in the event of WWIII. See also Gunoholic.
My girlfriend thinks that I have lots of guns, but it ain't nothing compared to all the guns Rufus has - he's a real gunaholic.
My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.
My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
Get the gunaholic mug.Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.
Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....
Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.
Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.
Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.
Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.
by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009
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alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to
related: suckcockistan
alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to
related: suckcockistan
Where the hell do you come from - Fuckoffistan?
I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.
That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.
That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
by Ricardovitz July 2, 2009
Get the Fuckoffistan mug.This is what happens to a girl who posts naked or sleazy pictures of herself on the internet. Origin: Think Before You Post advertisment produced by the Ad Council.
Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Yo, did you get texed with Jimmy's X-girl's hot pix? He totally Sarahed her.
"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"
"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"
Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"
"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"
Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009
Get the sarahed mug.Word or Phrase that is so profane, racist, or graphic that even Urban Dictionary refuses to publish it. Something that overly offends an Urban Dictionary editor, which is hard to do.
Yo, Shaniqwa, you think Urban Dictionary 'll publish this here word: nigezbopussyooze?
No, Kuzabia, that ugly word gonna get Urban Dejected, you know how those people is.
No, Kuzabia, that ugly word gonna get Urban Dejected, you know how those people is.
by Ricardovitz July 29, 2012
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