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14 definitions by rhythmjunky

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009
The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.
Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."

Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
by RhythmJunky May 10, 2009
A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.
"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"
by RhythmJunky September 02, 2008
A slang term relating to offloading previous meals into the toilet. Used due to the similarities in appearance of Goulash, a traditional Hungarian dish, and shit, a traditional toilet-based occurrence.
"I knew I shouldn't have had that kebab for breakfast, now I'm desperate to drop some goulash."

"I dropped some serious goulash on the stairs before I made it to the toilet."
by RhythmJunky September 01, 2008
A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
by RhythmJunky October 27, 2008
A quickie; sex, when time is a factor.
First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"

Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."

Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"

Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010
An Automated Teller Machine (ATM) that charges it's users for the privilege of drawing out cash. Usually located a long distance from its free equivalent (Cashpoint), it is designed to force the user to have to pay money in order to obtain money.
"Gotta get some cash mate, is that an ATM down there?"

"Yeah, but it's a Gashpoint."

"Bollocks, I'll wait until I get into town then."
by RhythmJunky December 21, 2008