3 definitions by rexmortus

Mental health food

Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.

My vegan hippie family have been feeding me salad all week. I just wanna watch Gilmore Girls and eat mental health food.

by rexmortus January 26, 2018

The type of gradual harm that makes one weak and causes increasing dysfunction, rather than outright, immediate harm, for example that of being kicked in the balls.

Julian Assange suffered the decrepitatious effects of being holed up for 7 years.

by rexmortus April 30, 2019

A very poorly disguised conspiracy.

I knew something was up immediately, ya'll walking around like Operation NO COLLUSION.

by rexmortus May 8, 2018