reverendmo's definitions

turds

gay babies. usually dark brown with creamy white highlights. delivered out of the anal canal (the gay birth canal), commonly dropped into a porcelain bowl filled with water. much like the heterosexual water birth.

last night, after my significant other came in my gay ass, i just knew i would shit out one or more gay babies. what straight people consider turds.

by reverendmo May 29, 2010

micropenis

the word is in reference to the penis size of over 90% of Humvee owners.

his micropenis was the reason he bought his Humvee.

by reverendmo June 22, 2010