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jz v

1. Used in SMS messaging as substitute for "the". Derrived from the original "v" and sarcasticated by adding "jz".

"Do u hav jz v code 4 max payn on xb?"

by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 12, 2003

kitchen porter

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM December 5, 2004

mengy

See meng.

"You are mengy."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM December 4, 2003

kinfolk

Folk of kin.

"You are my kin folk"

by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 20, 2003

fiver

£5 worth of cannabis in the UK - should weigh 0.8g.

"Let's weigh this fiver. 0.9g - sweet!"

by RENEGATUS DOT COM January 21, 2006

troninnit

Chanted by human infidels when superior robots enter the room. All must rise and chorus this cherubine verse 3 times to escape getting their skull pulped by the God of all robots, Robot Frank. Remember that we all live in The Matrix and inevitably will meet our demise if we don't cooperate with the machines. Neo is an eluded fantasy and he will bring the destruction fo the world. Frank forver.

"Troninnit, troninnit, troninnit, for the Lords of the Land, thy robots doth quoth."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 20, 2003

poey

1. Used when describing the quality of cannabis, poey being extremely good.

"That is some poey shit man."

by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 9, 2003