The little hamster that runs on the hamster wheel in your head you make you think. The faster it runs, the harder you think.
by reloadNshootum November 26, 2010

Noun)
A person, usually a woman, who reads copious amount of smut novels and can suggest certain books for people to read depending on their preferences.
Pronounced: smut·muhl·yay
A person, usually a woman, who reads copious amount of smut novels and can suggest certain books for people to read depending on their preferences.
Pronounced: smut·muhl·yay
After Becky read Fifty Shades and Black Dagger Brotherhood, she hasn't stopped reading those raunchy books and really became a smutmelier.
by reloadNshootum November 15, 2023

pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.
"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"
"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."
"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."
by reloadNshootum June 09, 2012
