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1. 80's metal band that kicked some major ass back in the day. Fronted by Blackie Lawless, former of the New York Dolls. Known for such songs as "L.O.V.E. Machine" and "Wild Child"
2. White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
1. W.A.S.P. does NOT stand for "We Are Sexual Perverts" you stupid fucking prick.
2. Racist fucks...
by redwhitencrue25 July 25, 2005
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A genre of music that, in the late 70s-80s, was based on partying and having a good time were the only ways to live. On occasion you would get darker lyrics, but not like the shit you see in bands today such as Atreyu and lamb of god. Fuck them.
Good metal: Metallica, Poison, Def Leppard, Ratt, Megadeth, Kiss, Skid Row, Ozzy, Van Halen, Dokken, Queensryche, and Motley Crue.

(While writing this, I was listening to "Jet City Woman" by Queensryche and "Run To The Hills" by Iron Maiden)
by redwhitencrue25 July 1, 2005
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1) Great martial artist. He'd kick any of your asses.
2) Horrible actor, don't kid yourself. Even HE knows he's not a good actor.
3) Star of many great movies (eg. Missing In Action) and TV shows (eg. Walker Texas Ranger).
4) Center of the internet craze of "Chuck Norris Facts", where people made up one liners about how amazing Chuck Norris is. They were hilarious when they came out in early-mid 2005, but now everyone and their dead grandma has heard these jokes, and they're getting old.

Chuck Norris himself has offered commentary on these jokes:
"I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as 'Chuck Norris facts.' I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, 'Against All Odds?' They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, 'The Justice Riders', released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts."
No matter how many people abuse these jokes, Chuck Norris' tears will ALWAYS cure cancer, yet he will NEVER cry!
by redwhitencrue25 February 22, 2006
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Great game that, as of July 14, 2005, Hillary Clinton is trying to get a ESRB rating boost from M to AO (adults only for all of you people out their with lives). This means that you can't buy or rent this game ANYWHERE except on the internet for a good $150. We need to stop this, and fast.
HILLARY CLINTON IS A ROUND FEMI-NAZI BITCH HARPIE WHO WANTS TO DESTROY ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD
by redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005
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God damn it. Before I say this, I'll have you know that I'm an 80's metalhead. In the 80's, such rappers as Public Enemy, Run D.M.C, and LLCoolJ graced the rap scene. Nowadays, such shit such as 50 Cent, JayZ, and 2pac (who, even after his death, somehow manages to release albums) attacks the charts with the pasteurized shit they call music.
Rap was an alright form of music in the 80s, until people such as 50 Cent, even after they are no longer on the street and dirt poor, still sing about it. What the hell?

See, also, shit dick
by redwhitencrue25 July 22, 2005
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The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!
by redwhitencrue25 March 5, 2006
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Face is an all purpose word. It can be used in many a situation...

1) Used like "BURN" (used more loosely)
2) Used like "YOUR MOM" (used more loosely)
3) Used as a general threat
1)
John: I HATE this song!
Bob: I HATE you! FACE!
2)
John: I hate this song!
Bob: I hate your FACE!!!
3)
John: (rambles on for a good 5 minutes)
Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FACE!!!

Combo {A TWIST!?}
Bob: Superman is gay
John: YOUR FACE IS GAY!! OH! FACE!
Bob: STFU OR I'LL KILL YOU IN THE FACE, N00B!
by redwhitencrue25 October 14, 2005
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