The act of smearing feces (your
own or a friends) all over your
ass cheeks until your white
pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered
ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.
*If a person is truly creative, they
can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent
1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent
, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts
and looks up when a car driving by honks.
"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered
ass out the window.
"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna
pay for that!"
"My friend isn't black, silly! You just
got the Philadelphia
"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes
his night stick angrily!