20 definitions by reddan69
1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.
2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!
2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?
Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?
Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
by reddan69 January 26, 2011
Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"
My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!
well done!
well done!
by reddan69 February 9, 2011
v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
by reddan69 January 27, 2011
Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.
Anne: Who is Jerry?
Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!
Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
Anne: Who is Jerry?
Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!
Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
by reddan69 March 12, 2011
Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
by reddan69 February 12, 2011
n. slang term/ street name for gastric bypass surgery
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Unhappy husband: Man my wife is fat and just keeps on eating, I think i should get a new one.
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
by reddan69 February 26, 2011
n. describes the flattening of a woman's large breasts (C-cup or larger) when she lays on her back topless and prepares for insertion.
Jon: Dammmm! shes packing some killer juggs!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!
by reddan69 January 26, 2011