3 definitions by redcreeper947
Jagger is hyperbole to describe big dickness. As famous philosopher max lee once said, there are 6 main stages to penis size - "extra smol, smol, medium, large, extra large, and jagger". Jagger is the epitome of sexiness and big dickness and some say his dick is even bigger than Ju Han's (7.88878e+9 inches). His cock is so thick it could be used as a river dam. His balls are so big that he can solve the water crisis with his semen production. He cums so fast he can solve the energy crisis by attaching a water turbine to his dick. Jagger is so sexy and sexy is so jagger. neeeeh.
by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021
Ju Han is the hottest sexiest that ever walked this earth. His cock is so big it could circle around the world 5 times and still be long enough to give you a happy time in bed. He is also probably the smartest person in the entire universe as his mensa recorded iq is 350 which well surpasses that of albert einstien and wheelchair disabled man with robot voice. Ju han's amount of girlfriend exceeds the female population on earth as many girls come back from the dead to go out with him. Men also switch gender to be his girlfriend cuz he doesnt like gayboys. The world loves juhan and juhan loves the world. He is the saviour of human depression, the greatest sex machine to ever live, and a genius beyond his era. #juhanissosexy #allhailjuhan #iwanttosuckjuhans7.88878e+9inchcock
"Hey bro, are you going to that empty church this weekend or are you following all of us to the Ju Han shrine?"
by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021
"Jad put TGFA in his Fortnite username to flex how he is too good for anyone."
"the bahasa revision questions are TGFA"
"the bahasa revision questions are TGFA"
by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021