A avid cyclist who rodes a carbon bike, shaves is leg, wears a nice bike team kit, takes electrolytes, and hates everything else related to bike that does not match his profile. Expression popularized by cyclist/youtuber Robin Moore with his song "Performance".
Julia: I thought about you today, I saw a performance guy on Route 1.
Al: Cool! What kit was he wearing?
Julia: Not sure but he was freaking fast on a sparkling 2010 Trek Madone.
When you wish somebody happy birthday at the last minute because you forgot her/his special day.
Al: Happy Birthnight Sweetie!
Anne: Thanks! I thought you were going to forget again.... good night Al!
To go for a mountain or downhill bike ride. Expression popularized by cyclist/youtuber Robin Moore with his song "Get dirty".
Al: Julien, do you want to get dirty tomorrow morning?
Julien: No, sorry Al, after today's harmfest I'll do a cool recovery ride on my roadbike tomorrow.