116 definitions by ray

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper
i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass
by ray May 29, 2004
1. An incredibly terrible clan called the International Society of Maniacal Killerz that once existed and flopped within days after achieving about three members.

2. Any clan that seems to have no purpose or is very bad at any game.
That clan is so ismk, they've lost every match!
by Ray April 10, 2004
A moment when the cock stops beating and its functions die because of an ugly ass bitch sighting.
Omg..look at that fuckin cockstopper.

Dude..your moms a cockstopper.
by Ray December 07, 2003
used by Dustin's grandpa, when in giant he likes to use this term
Giant seafoods associate-" hi can i help you" Dustin's grandpa- ( Rudly interuptting) IS THIS FRESSHHHHHHH???
by Ray February 02, 2005
Slang for breasts, named after Big Brother 5 UK contestant Shell Jubin.
Did you see Page 3 today? Shell's got her jubins out.
by Ray August 23, 2004
A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
by Ray September 16, 2003
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