28 definitions by ravenflesh

clamtastic

a way of describing an profoundly enjoyable session of cunnilingus, whether from the giver or the reciever.

him: "man, that was clamtastic..."

her: " fuckin' A, it was..."

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

the act of putting a piece of cheese in your partner's rectum while having vaginal sex from the rear mount position.

this was my first wisconsin johnson, and her second...

by ravenflesh July 11, 2008

military way of saying "what the fuck?!" short for Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, which is long for WTF, which is short for "what the fuck?"

NCO: "Tower 5, stand down and hold your fire, over"

Tower 5: "roger" (whiskey tango, man?)

by ravenflesh July 11, 2008

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

yet another term for feces, poop, shit, etc.

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".

a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

clasp your goddamn waffle trap...

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008