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Also spelled 'kafir', kaffir is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kaffirs in an Islamic state with kaffirs being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.
"Well, kaffir, it's the sword or the knife -- your choice."

"My head or my foreskin? Who needs the religion of my ancestors? I guess you can call me Ali al-Agraba now!"
by rapmasta January 17, 2004
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The date of one's birth.
I be spendin' a fiddy or a c-note on my shorty's berfday jus' fo some 20 inch dubs.
by rapmasta November 4, 2003
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For sheazy ma neazy! You gots some fly-ass kicks!
by rapmasta November 6, 2003
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A now retired HBO series in syndication that chronicles the life of four single heterosexual women living in New York City who behave like stereotypical single gay men living in New York City.
"Carrie, those Manolo Blahnik shoes are just to DIE for. Now let me tell you about all the guys I'm screwing..."
by rapmasta June 13, 2004
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Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "New Age" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.
Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak.
by rapmasta May 7, 2004
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Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "newage" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.
Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak coffee.
by rapmasta May 6, 2004
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A statement of acknowledgement, occurring with or without thoughtful head-nodding, that follows the question "Does this patient have blood mixed in with his stool?" Often overheard at St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto.
Doctor: "All right, everyone. Now that we have ruled out epistaxis and melena, would it be fair to say that the blood mixed in with the stool is in fact hematochezia?"

Hip-Hop Medical student "fo sheezy, hematocheezy."
by rapmasta April 9, 2004
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