ranga o_o's definitions

Howzat

'Howzat' is an appeal in cricket. Before a batsmen is given out, technically at least one person in the fieliding team must appeal. After an appeal the umpire will give a decision as to whether a batsmen is out, or go to the third umpire if he is unsure on 'line' decisions - namely run-outs, stumpings, and whether a catch is legitimate.

*batsmen nicks the ball to the wicket-keeper*
bowler, keeper and close-in fielders: HOWZAT
*umpire raises finger* - signifying the batsmen is out.

by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

Windows Experience Index

W.E.I is a microsoft tool which rates your computers processor, memory, graphics, gaming graphics, and primary hard disk. The W.E.I gives you a number which is meant to give you an idea of what software you should get for your PC. It also gives you ideas of what you should upgrade to increase performance.

Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

Channel Nine

A free-to-air TV channel that Australian's (particularly Queenslanders and New South Welshman) could not live without. It broadcasts rugby league and cricket. If it were not for these sports it very well may not be the second best of the three major commercial networks.

Guy 1: What channel is the Broncos game on tonight?
Guy 2: Channel Nine has the rights you fagbag.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

FMFSL

an acronym standing for Fuck My Fucking Shit Life. It is to be used in situations when Fuck My Life (FML) is not deemed severe enough.

Paige: You know she has a really hairy belly?
Ethan: Eww! FMFSL! No more wanking over her.

by Ranga O_o December 14, 2009

Bucknor

(named after black umpire Steve Bucknor, imfamous for many shit decisions towards the end of his career)
1. the act of shitting
2. the shit itself

Brb, im gonna go bucknor.

Dude, lets put some bucknor in a bag and set it alight.

by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

MSN GF

When you talk to someone on MSN as if you are in a relationship, however in the real world you either never see each other or your relationship is much different and possibly awkward.

John: Hey brah, how come you and Wendy don't talk at school?

James: Oh, she's just my MSN GF.

by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

One Ply

Toilet paper which is just one sheet thick. This toilet paper is discounted and should be used at your own risk. Your fingers will frequently go through the toilet paper creating a mess that would not occur if you were not so stingy as to buy one ply in the first place.

Guy 1: Fuck, u smell like shit. What happened to you?
Guy 2: I'm low on money this week, i've been using one ply.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009