Definitions by ranga o_o

Howzat

'Howzat' is an appeal in cricket. Before a batsmen is given out, technically at least one person in the fieliding team must appeal. After an appeal the umpire will give a decision as to whether a batsmen is out, or go to the third umpire if he is unsure on 'line' decisions - namely run-outs, stumpings, and whether a catch is legitimate.

*batsmen nicks the ball to the wicket-keeper*
bowler, keeper and close-in fielders: HOWZAT
*umpire raises finger* - signifying the batsmen is out.

Howzat by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

MSN GF 

When you talk to someone on MSN as if you are in a relationship, however in the real world you either never see each other or your relationship is much different and possibly awkward.

John: Hey brah, how come you and Wendy don't talk at school?

James: Oh, she's just my MSN GF.

MSN GF by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

Third Umpire 

Cricket: Used when the on-field umpire is unsure of a decision regarding run-outs, stumpings, and the legality of catches. However, they now use it as a cop-out as they are too pussy to make decisions. The third umpire plays part in the umpire decision referral system.

A batsmen is clearly run out.
Tired umpire calls for third umpire so he gets a break.

Third Umpire by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

Bucknor 

(named after black umpire Steve Bucknor, imfamous for many shit decisions towards the end of his career)
1. the act of shitting
2. the shit itself

Brb, im gonna go bucknor.

Dude, lets put some bucknor in a bag and set it alight.

Bucknor by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

FMFSL 

an acronym standing for Fuck My Fucking Shit Life. It is to be used in situations when Fuck My Life (FML) is not deemed severe enough.

Paige: You know she has a really hairy belly?
Ethan: Eww! FMFSL! No more wanking over her.

FMFSL by Ranga O_o December 14, 2009

Windows Experience Index

W.E.I is a microsoft tool which rates your computers processor, memory, graphics, gaming graphics, and primary hard disk. The W.E.I gives you a number which is meant to give you an idea of what software you should get for your PC. It also gives you ideas of what you should upgrade to increase performance.

Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.

Windows Experience Index by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009

Brisbane Broncos 

The most successful team in the NRL since their introduction in 1988. They have won 6 premierships and 4 minor premierships. They have qualified for the final series every year since 1991.

Guy 1: Oi brah, did the Brisbane Broncos make the finals this year.
Guy 2: Check the calendar fucktard. It's not before 1991.

Brisbane Broncos by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009