randy farris's definitions
by randy Farris April 5, 2011
Get the SmackBabymug. When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Kleptophiliamug. by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Fornicatorymug. Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.
We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.
by randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Government-Shutdownmug. Similar to a booby-trap in the regards of trapping a person and leaving them debilitated. But a booty-trap is the same concept but the prey is unsuspecting women who u have chosen to Mate with and share DNA.
by randy Farris April 5, 2011
Get the BootyTrapmug. A female zombie thats main source of nourishment is the penis rather than a normal zombie who eats Brains.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Zombiewhoremug. In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.
by randy Farris April 26, 2011
Get the Majesticatedmug.