62 definitions by randy
A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.
Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.
by randy February 28, 2005
a british word meaning an old school teacher, usually a bespectacled virgin. somewhat old and stingy. fond of floral print granny panties.
Dude, that old school marm totally came onto me. She was all "I have a ruler, and I know how to use it." But I said "No thanks MARM," and left it at that.
by randy May 19, 2004
by randy March 17, 2003
by randy May 2, 2003
Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.
Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?
Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?
Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.
by randy June 21, 2005
A creature that was made to love life but ended up as a normal teenager that hated his life... People say you can see him floating around the internet
by randy February 4, 2003
by randy July 24, 2003