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Gusion is commonly known as character in the famous multiplayer game called Mobile Legends; but recently, Filipino teens made 'gusion' as a seemingly nonsensical humor. It goes on with any situations, say it anytime and Generation Z Filipino teens will automatically laugh.
Boy: "Hey, I like you."

Girl: "No I'm sorry, I don't find you attractive."

Boy: "Haha gusion"
by r4isins 4 breakf4st September 30, 2020
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A recent trend that gone famous in the year 2020, in the Philippines. Male Filipino single teens use this word when they remember that they're still single; and a short haired chinita gf is the specific female that they want, though its really just a joke.
Filipino boy 1: "Man, I'm tired of being single already. I just want a short haired chinita gf that'll take care of me."

Filipino boy 2: "Bro, I'm hoping the same thing but that's too impossible. Lets just hope someone will still love us, lol."
by r4isins 4 breakf4st September 30, 2020
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Either means 'simple swag' or 'stay strong'. Filipinos often use this word when they are rejected by their crush or if they want to wish their in a relationship friend best of luck. Simple swag is just a cool phrase, really.
Simple swag

P1: Hey, how are you bro?
P2: SS
P1: Nice!

Stay Strong

P1: I like you.
P2: I'm sorry, but I like someone else.
P1: Ok, ss sa inyo (to the both of you).

P1: Hey friend, I have a boyfriend already!
P2: Wow that's nice, SS!
by r4isins 4 breakf4st November 3, 2020
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Someone who has the mindset that 'if you're not a fan/part of this (famous figure, a trend), you absolutely cannot join. Someone who always make things more complicated, always adds a controversy or an issue to a certain trend.

These gatekeepers are often found in the Philippines, making memes out of trends.
"Hey, avatar is now available on Facebook! Should we try it?"

"Yes, we should. But we need to take caregatekeepers are on their way to make a meme out of this trend."
by r4isins 4 breakf4st September 5, 2020
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A Filipino slang that means lmao in English.
Haha lemaw ka pre, nakakatawa ka legit.
by r4isins 4 breakf4st August 7, 2020
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THE BEST YELLOW DOG EVER! She's originally named as Kabosu, and she already died in 2017. Yesterday's her 14th birthday.
P1: Who helped you in your worst times?
P2: Just a funny yellow dog named Doge.
by r4isins 4 breakf4st November 3, 2020
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