qwug's definitions

qwug

shortened version of qwugget. used if someone's being a dumb fuck.

Kid 1: d00d i kno my jok wuz rly funny rite???

Kid 2: no fuck off qwug

by qwug July 28, 2006

qwugget

combo of a queef and a nugget. refers to anyone you dislike or just did something stupid.

Kid you don't like: Hey dude, what's up?

You: fuck off, qwugget.

by qwug July 28, 2006

Talladega Nights

Every NASCAR driver's life story.

Talladega Nights is factual.

by qwug August 9, 2006

toegasm

the feeling you get when you walk barefoot through squishy mud.

As I walked through the muck barefoot, it squoze up inbetween my toes giving me a toegasm

by qwug July 28, 2006