28 definitions by quiggler
by quiggler November 23, 2005
fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".
Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.
by quiggler March 5, 2007
by quiggler May 25, 2008
Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
Person 2: Lets hoof it
Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour
*high fives*
half an hour later...
Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?
by quiggler October 8, 2006
An inquiry having no correct answer, or one asked for the sole purpose of starting controversy or eliciting certain responses. Basically, a no-win situation.
Girlfriend asks: do I look fat in this? (trick question)
If you tell her she does, she'll throw a fit and tell you how insensitive you are. If you tell her she doesn't she'll call you a liar and go off on a tangent about how "all men are the same" or some nonsense like that
If you tell her she does, she'll throw a fit and tell you how insensitive you are. If you tell her she doesn't she'll call you a liar and go off on a tangent about how "all men are the same" or some nonsense like that
by quiggler March 27, 2008
by quiggler April 2, 2007
the local non-chain burger joint near one's place of residence. Usually the restaurant has a "neighborhood feel" and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. Often named after the owner, such as "Mike's Fast Foods" or "Big Franks Hot Dogs".
by quiggler August 10, 2007