1 definition by qhdlongman
every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.
Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.
Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.
Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.
by qhdlongman May 31, 2020