48 definitions by qbert

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.
In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
by Qbert May 15, 2004
A great album by the rock band Pink Floyd. The Wall has many great songs such as "Young Lust", "Hey You", "Comfortably Numb", and many other memorable tunes. The Wall was released in 1979, but it sounds fresh, even today!
In my opinion, Pink Floyd's "The Wall" is the last great Floyd album.
by Qbert February 08, 2004
One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.
I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.
by Qbert June 20, 2005
An AC/DC album. "Back In Black" is one of the greatest hard rock albums of all time.
AC/DC's "Back In Black" kicks the shit out of any music made today!
by Qbert October 28, 2003
Bassist/singer of the rock group Pink Floyd.
Roger Waters' bass playing and vocals are somewhat haunting...
by Qbert December 27, 2004
HMO
A group insurance that entitles members to services of participating hospitals and clinics and physicians.
The employess at my HMO are a bunch of homos.
by qbert February 04, 2004
A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.
Guy: Need some wood, baby?
Girl: Sure!
by Qbert November 02, 2004

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