6 definitions by pwnagephake

When you work in retail and have to work a closing shift one day and an opening shift the very next day.
Sorry, I can't hangout this weekend. I have to clopen this weekend.
by pwnagephake February 24, 2018
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The sensation of experiencing two emotions or states that are not similar to each other.
To see my children grow up so fast makes me feel an ambextent of happiness and sadness.
by pwnagephake March 19, 2015
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A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.
Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
by pwnagephake April 9, 2022
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A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.
Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.
by pwnagephake April 9, 2022
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Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.
Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"
by pwnagephake November 14, 2022
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Combination of the words crawl and gallop. The act of crawling whilst galloping like a horse.
The customers were very bewildered to see the employee crallop their way.
by pwnagephake December 9, 2019
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