16 definitions by public2

HAANG

The successor to FAANG / MAANG. It stands for "Home Depot, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google". This change was due to the market capitalization of Meta dropping below that of Home Depot.

I can't wait to hang with new colleagues at a HAANG company!

by public2 November 12, 2022

bozillion

15 billion. The amount that the company Meta spent on creating the first version of their gateway to their Metaverse, Horizon Worlds. Andrew "Boz" Bosworth runs the Reality Labs division of Meta, where Horizon Worlds was produced, hence the word is prefixed "boz".

The $1 bozillion dollars we spent to bring Nintendo Miis to Virtual Reality was totally worth it!

by public2 November 12, 2022

It's just a draft, bro!

A phrase executives say after saying something insensitive on text, just to get out of trouble.

It's just a draft, bro! My final draft won't call you coasters!

by public2 November 12, 2022

Bananavision

The shitty version of Instagram that launched in 2022 and was subsequently killed because Kim Kardashian didn't like it.

Why is Instagram trying to be the new Tiktok? I hate this bananavision update!

by public2 November 12, 2022

There must be consequences for breaking that decorum

Something you say when you're insulted by memes and want to send a veiled threat of consequences for continued meming.

The memes about the lack of legs in the Metaverse are not funny. There must be consequences for breaking that decorum.

by public2 November 12, 2022

Bot lives matter, bot love matters

The motto behind Facebook Dating, the only dating app that encourages and endorses Bot/Human relationships.

Elon, stop fighting the bots! Bot lives matter, bot love matters.

by public2 November 12, 2022

metameats

What metamates call their colleagues who got laid off because their company leaders made dumb decisions.

I really miss the metameats. I think there will be another batch coming in February 2023 though.

by public2 November 12, 2022