3 definitions by psychognosis

A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.
"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"
by psychognosis September 29, 2011
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When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.
"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."
by psychognosis November 8, 2013
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Older transsexual person.

The equivalent to "cougar" for a she-male.
Banana Slug's have TWICE the experience cougars do, since they can practice on them self.
by psychognosis July 28, 2010
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