4 definitions by pseu-odonkayeo1179

Couple of Cards

A pair of buds that like to hang out together.

(Dan as Leo): *stands next to Vincent(Arin)*
Arin: Look at us Leo, a couple of cards.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 February 21, 2020

I'm not sus

A thing that only the impostor says. Amogus.

Red: Green Sus.
Blue: I saw them vent in electrical.
Green: I'm not sus. (Is sus)

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 October 13, 2021

you problem

Strictly not a "me" problem.

Sounds like a you problem to me.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 July 1, 2021

sexual gratification

Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.

Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."

Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"

A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."

B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"

A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"

B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."

A: "For reals?"

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 December 30, 2021