provider44's definitions

urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.

'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010

jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone

when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

facebook philosopher

someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them

Brad is the quintessential facebook philosopher. Constantly trying to broadcast his 'brilliance'.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face

Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra

by provider44 January 13, 2010

moonspider

someone who only has sex at night

'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '

by provider44 January 14, 2010

pah

a pussy hunt

when scott called and said we were gonna hit some clubs and look for babies i could only reply with a resounding 'let pah!'

by provider44 January 14, 2010