provider44's definitions

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping

I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

carpetto

any person who enjoys resting on the floor more than furniture.

Foogie was a genuine carpetto. He always refused to come up on the couch with the rest of us.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

whishle

rhymes with whistle. Whistle noise made when making an s sound usually. People with severe cases of whishling will make this noise in other ways, namely the ch sound.

Mr.Hoffmn had the ideal whishle. People came from miles around to listen to his humorous lectures.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

GOL

giggle out loud

Jimmy made my side hurt with his last text , but this one was a bit more on the tepid side so i responded with a still agreeable GOL.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

goosebread

money coloured geese feces

the pond was skirted with vegetablelike goosebread.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

slash

to pull fist into mid torso, like a chicken wing, and strike a person or an animal.

Monzelle kicked his dog like a coward spit at his favorite plant like a whorticulturist and slashed his poor unsuspecting as she baked the violent sleepwalking child his go to cake.

by provider44 January 16, 2010