provider44's definitions

hair burrito

whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.

When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

rubber lip

a person cursing at the rubber neck

As I slowed down to survey the gleaming wreckage I noticed a rubber lip behind me with the eyes bulging out of its head

by provider44 January 15, 2010

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Let Do

when the urgency of partying is so palpable it can only be properly encompassed by rousing the troops with this clarion call

As i scrolled through the rapid influx of text messages i knew it was to be a night of explosive raging, so when Dexter called i could only part with a stentorian let do!

by provider44 January 14, 2010

carpetto

any person who enjoys resting on the floor more than furniture.

Foogie was a genuine carpetto. He always refused to come up on the couch with the rest of us.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

whishle

rhymes with whistle. Whistle noise made when making an s sound usually. People with severe cases of whishling will make this noise in other ways, namely the ch sound.

Mr.Hoffmn had the ideal whishle. People came from miles around to listen to his humorous lectures.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

snewspaper

the paper someone puts in front of them so no one can see they are sleeping

I am an expert with the snewspaper. I am yet to be caught napping at work.

by provider44 January 15, 2010