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headven

Head heaven...when a buzz lifts you up into the stratosphere.
Oosk: hey, we have enough drugs for this trip to drop the mighty sphinx in the blood of his esoteric riddles

Booska; oh yeah? So basically we'll be in a haze of sublime majesty all weeekend?

Oosk: More like the uppermost infinity of headven compadre.
by provider44 January 20, 2010
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slash

to pull fist into mid torso, like a chicken wing, and strike a person or an animal.
Monzelle kicked his dog like a coward spit at his favorite plant like a whorticulturist and slashed his poor unsuspecting as she baked the violent sleepwalking child his go to cake.
by provider44 January 16, 2010
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bone lumber

a larger than average penis
As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.
I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.
by provider44 January 16, 2010
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muttshmee

a person has multiple illegitimate kids from at least two men or women and has had multiple sexually transmitted diseases in his lifetime
'Did you hear about Guy?He came back positve for herpes. How can all those kids of his be proud of that wreckless muttshmee?'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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rage gauge

a figurative meter one may have to convey the intensity reading of to another to let them know how big they plan on going party wise. (using reverse rainbow order so violet being lowest and red being highest)
Mike: Let's pick up a case and then hit a few bars

Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now

Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.

Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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pay

shit deposited in the toilet
I searched the entire fair for Gooby, when i heard him yell out from the restroom area, 'I just dropped the most rank pay that toilet has ever seen!'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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