protocoldroid's definitions

tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.

"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

cracksackfoint

the piece of skin between one's scrotum and their anus, also known as a 'chode'

because of my groin injury, my cracksackfoint was always in pain

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

macrowave

a really big microwave (typically industrial, or just large due to it's age)

"takes about 20 minutes to cook a hotdog in that macrowave"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

dime spot

a location (typically a corner, or a house) where a vendor is illegally distributing drugs (often marijuana, may be other substances) in ten dollar lots. Usually a signal is required (a special knock on the door, code words, certain apparel, etc) by the customer, and the vendor responds anonymously by a covert method of delivering the product (a drive to another corner, slipping the product under a door, lowering the product from a window, etc).

I used to get so freaked out when I'd hit up the local dime spots. Aside from getting a ticket from the five o, there was also the chance you'd have some goons try to mug you for money or shit.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

d100

a 100 sided die, specifically used in RPGs The d100 was invented by Lou Zocchi, and is patented as the "Zocchihedron". Although the d100 is not a true polyhedra, it is a sphere with 100 surfaces. There can be somewhat of a learning curve for reading the Zocchihedron correctly, but... It's much geekier to roll a d100 for a percentage rolls than 2 d10's.

Palladium games often require a lot of percentile rolls, that's why I bought my first d100.

Haha suckaz, critical hit, doing 2d100 damage, take that!

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004