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the pangs

while defecating, one unit of defecation is partially excreated, then in a act of muscular skill, one forces the excrement back into body cavity.

originated in a small new hampshire town, it was rumored that some people would perform "the pangs".
"they went into the field, and performed an act of the pangs"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.
"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.
"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.
"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"
by protocoldroid June 18, 2004
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duece

1. feces, related to number 2
2. car with dual carburetors
1. "this is the third time I've had to drop a duece while riding on the interstate"

2. "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"
by protocoldroid June 23, 2004
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sun

the inverse of moon (to show one's bare buttocks), therefore 'to sun' is 'to show one's genetalia'
mooning them wasn't humiliating enough, so he whipped down his drawers and sunned them.
by protocoldroid June 23, 2004
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dome

in some locals 'dome' is also a term for 'feces'
"the barn is covered with bat dome!"

"well that gives a whole new meaning to chrome dome"
by protocoldroid June 18, 2004
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