protocoldroid's definitions

kine bud

The actual spelling of what people commmonly spell as "kind bud", aka kb. Usually refers to sensimilla (high quality marijuana, that is typified by it's lack of seed bodies), but may refer to any form of marijuana more potent than your average schwag / commersch. See kind bud, kine, da kine.

"i used to think people were snobs to only smoke kine bud, now, i think you're a jerk if you smoke schwag, friends don't let friends smoke schwag"

"you gotta smoke that kine bud in glass, and don't dare use a screen!"

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.

"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

go off

1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)

present: go off
past: went off
future: going off

1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"

2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"

3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.

If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

slink

To give motion to the foreskin parralel to the phallic shaft in the act af masterbating.

What are you doing over there? Slinking your mule?

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004