protocoldroid's definitions

sun

the inverse of moon (to show one's bare buttocks), therefore 'to sun' is 'to show one's genetalia'

mooning them wasn't humiliating enough, so he whipped down his drawers and sunned them.

by protocoldroid June 23, 2004

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

modnoc

a protective barrior used for contraception. it is the spelling of 'condom' backwards.

originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.

better wear a modnoc if you're gonna hit that

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

slink

To give motion to the foreskin parralel to the phallic shaft in the act af masterbating.

What are you doing over there? Slinking your mule?

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

grody

noun: disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing.

inflected: grodier, grodiest

it seams this may be an Americanized pronounciation of the british "grotty", which means "of poor quality".

"sit in the back seat, i spilled honey on the front seat and it's all grody."

"those are the grodiest rest rooms in the state"

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.

If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004