protocoldroid's definitions

dome

in some locals 'dome' is also a term for 'feces'

"the barn is covered with bat dome!"

"well that gives a whole new meaning to chrome dome"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.

"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

farble

passing gas while submerged in water.

a combonation of "fart" and "bubble"

"farbles always seems to smell worse than a standard fart"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

the pangs

while defecating, one unit of defecation is partially excreated, then in a act of muscular skill, one forces the excrement back into body cavity.

originated in a small new hampshire town, it was rumored that some people would perform "the pangs".

"they went into the field, and performed an act of the pangs"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

manchvegas

slang for "Manchester, New Hampshire, USA"

a combonation of "Manchester" and "Las Vegas". Possibly came about because Manchester, for a long time was one of the very few places in New Hampshire to actually see talk buildings, and city lights.

"i hit the twin liqah stohes on the highway aftah manchvegas befawh goin' to watah country" (note new england accent)

"there's no way i'm goin to manchvegas two weeks before christmas"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

macrowave

a really big microwave (typically industrial, or just large due to it's age)

"takes about 20 minutes to cook a hotdog in that macrowave"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

go off

1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)

present: go off
past: went off
future: going off

1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"

2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"

3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004