protocoldroid's definitions

market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

the pangs

while defecating, one unit of defecation is partially excreated, then in a act of muscular skill, one forces the excrement back into body cavity.

originated in a small new hampshire town, it was rumored that some people would perform "the pangs".

"they went into the field, and performed an act of the pangs"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

go off

1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)

present: go off
past: went off
future: going off

1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"

2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"

3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.

"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

kine bud

The actual spelling of what people commmonly spell as "kind bud", aka kb. Usually refers to sensimilla (high quality marijuana, that is typified by it's lack of seed bodies), but may refer to any form of marijuana more potent than your average schwag / commersch. See kind bud, kine, da kine.

"i used to think people were snobs to only smoke kine bud, now, i think you're a jerk if you smoke schwag, friends don't let friends smoke schwag"

"you gotta smoke that kine bud in glass, and don't dare use a screen!"

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004