protocoldroid's definitions

savory

a small dish eaten in place of dessert, a quite dated practice.

i was really hoping for a chipwhich, but, the place was so fancy, they gave me a single piece of rye toast with smoked salmon as a savory, so much for a dessert.

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

dutchy

A blunt (e.g. marijuana rolled into a cigar wrapper), especially one rolled with a Dutch Master Corona. It is preferred over the traditional phillie blunt as it has two layers of tobacco paper which assist in rolling a blunt with good craft (i.e. very neatly).

In the hood, you can roll a fat dutchy of schwag for about $5.... if you're smoking beasters, it'll probably cost you $30, forget it if yer smokin' headies.

by protocoldroid September 14, 2004

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.

"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

go off

1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)

present: go off
past: went off
future: going off

1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"

2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"

3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004