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market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.
"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
mugGet the market street torpedomug.

the pangs

while defecating, one unit of defecation is partially excreated, then in a act of muscular skill, one forces the excrement back into body cavity.

originated in a small new hampshire town, it was rumored that some people would perform "the pangs".
"they went into the field, and performed an act of the pangs"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
mugGet the the pangsmug.

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!
"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot
by protocoldroid June 17, 2004
mugGet the pissed as a parrotmug.

go off

1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)

present: go off
past: went off
future: going off
1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"

2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"

3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
mugGet the go offmug.

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.
using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm
by protocoldroid June 18, 2004
mugGet the grundle greasemug.

diphallic terata

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"
by protocoldroid April 26, 2005
mugGet the diphallic teratamug.

603

New Hampshire, derived from New Hampshire's zip code.
"I'm representing the 603"

"I was born and raised in the 603"
by protocoldroid June 18, 2004
mugGet the 603mug.

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