Definitions by protocoldroid

white owl smoker 

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

white owl smoker by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

market street torpedo 

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

market street torpedo by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

savory 

a small dish eaten in place of dessert, a quite dated practice.

i was really hoping for a chipwhich, but, the place was so fancy, they gave me a single piece of rye toast with smoked salmon as a savory, so much for a dessert.

savory by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

grundle grease 

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

grundle grease by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

603 

New Hampshire, derived from New Hampshire's zip code.

"I'm representing the 603"

"I was born and raised in the 603"

603 by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

modnoc 

a protective barrior used for contraception. it is the spelling of 'condom' backwards.

originated from the late Jake Schumway, rest in peace.

better wear a modnoc if you're gonna hit that

modnoc by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

hybrid 

smoking two or more unique kinds of marijuana at once

"i rolled up a hybrid fatty, poison and ak-47 -- got nice and blitzed"

"pack a bowl of hybrid, some from the new bag, some from the old"

hybrid by protocoldroid June 18, 2004