protocoldroid's definitions

dutchy

A blunt (e.g. marijuana rolled into a cigar wrapper), especially one rolled with a Dutch Master Corona. It is preferred over the traditional phillie blunt as it has two layers of tobacco paper which assist in rolling a blunt with good craft (i.e. very neatly).

In the hood, you can roll a fat dutchy of schwag for about $5.... if you're smoking beasters, it'll probably cost you $30, forget it if yer smokin' headies.

by protocoldroid September 14, 2004

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

hybrid

smoking two or more unique kinds of marijuana at once

"i rolled up a hybrid fatty, poison and ak-47 -- got nice and blitzed"

"pack a bowl of hybrid, some from the new bag, some from the old"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

macrowave

a really big microwave (typically industrial, or just large due to it's age)

"takes about 20 minutes to cook a hotdog in that macrowave"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.

"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004