2 definitions by professional_anus_tickler

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.

by professional_anus_tickler May 11, 2023

Punchline

Genocide

Tim: I’m planing a mass punchline

Jenna: you know that highly illegal

by professional_anus_tickler May 11, 2023