4 definitions by ppwned
When somebody lies in the context of saying they have done something or know something to one-up somebody during a conversation with multiple people or people you don't know, simply because you want to sound more interesting or perceived to be cooler than you actually are.
John: I went to Mount Everest but only reached base camp, I didn't climb the mountain at all.
Nic: I did, I jumped out of a plane and parachuted on top, planted a flag that had my face on it, and snowboarded all the way down naked. I'm famous all around the world for it.
John: no you didn't, you said you've never been to Asia.
Nic: Yes I did.
John: prove it
Nic: Yes ok, ill show you next week
*next week*
John: Where's the proof
Nic: what proof?
John: *shakes head* what a Pascoe
Dave: omg It's been a rough year but I managed to save $10,000.
Nic: I've got $100,000 in my bank.
Dave: do you really?
Nic: yea I do, btw can I lend $5?
Dave: Such a Pascoe, and no.
Nic: I did, I jumped out of a plane and parachuted on top, planted a flag that had my face on it, and snowboarded all the way down naked. I'm famous all around the world for it.
John: no you didn't, you said you've never been to Asia.
Nic: Yes I did.
John: prove it
Nic: Yes ok, ill show you next week
*next week*
John: Where's the proof
Nic: what proof?
John: *shakes head* what a Pascoe
Dave: omg It's been a rough year but I managed to save $10,000.
Nic: I've got $100,000 in my bank.
Dave: do you really?
Nic: yea I do, btw can I lend $5?
Dave: Such a Pascoe, and no.
by ppwned May 7, 2021
When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 14, 2021
A bastardization of the word 'Ask'. Can be found used by English speakers in low socio-economic or 'ghetto' areas to sound tough.
Tough guy: "yea bruv, I arks dis guy to gimme sum muney or al break his legs, innit"
Person: "You did what?"
Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"
Person: "Axed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"
Person: "Assed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS"
Person: "oooh.... ASKED"
Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"
Person: "No you didn't"
Person: "You did what?"
Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"
Person: "Axed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"
Person: "Assed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS"
Person: "oooh.... ASKED"
Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"
Person: "No you didn't"
by ppwned May 14, 2021
The art of saying you're going to do something but have no intentions of doing it whatsoever.
Specifically when it involves organising something with other people.
Specifically when it involves organising something with other people.
Over Facebook..
Matt: Hey I'm coming to Melbourne on Friday for the weekend, wanna meet up?
Justin: Yeah cool, I'll move some things around and contact you closer to the time.
Matt: Awesome dude, can't wait, been looking forward to it. **giggles like a school girl**
Friday 9am
Justin: Yay its Friday, where and what time we meeting? (seen)
11am
Justin: Hey dude, we still meeting? I got the weed you wanted (seen)
1pm
Justin: Are you in Melbs atm? Just heading out, ring me (seen)
7pm:
Justin: Hello? (seen)
Monday
Matt: I'm back from Melbourne, didn't get your messages until now
Justin: Nice Swain Move PRICK
Matt: Hey I'm coming to Melbourne on Friday for the weekend, wanna meet up?
Justin: Yeah cool, I'll move some things around and contact you closer to the time.
Matt: Awesome dude, can't wait, been looking forward to it. **giggles like a school girl**
Friday 9am
Justin: Yay its Friday, where and what time we meeting? (seen)
11am
Justin: Hey dude, we still meeting? I got the weed you wanted (seen)
1pm
Justin: Are you in Melbs atm? Just heading out, ring me (seen)
7pm:
Justin: Hello? (seen)
Monday
Matt: I'm back from Melbourne, didn't get your messages until now
Justin: Nice Swain Move PRICK
by ppwned April 29, 2021