3 definitions by ppsniffere

a nickname given to a male manwhore by his friends, in order to "bug" him about his large body count
hey cumkai who'd you fuck this time?
by ppsniffere February 26, 2023
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most likely the chosen name of a he/they. They have everything good in a person, kind, smart, and not to mention extremely hot. however is extremely depressed and traumatised, he may also have some sort of learning disability. He is highly sexual while also rarely having any urge to actually have sex. Kai loves to flirt with people he doesn't have any attraction to. He is also either very chill or extremely chaotic. He has an extreme amount of confidence yet isn't quite ego testical. However it is fair to say that if u have a kai in your life you are one lucky bitch
person 1: omg your boyfriend is such a kai
person 2: i know right! hes so amazing <3
by ppsniffere February 26, 2023
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the act of a male indentifying intersex person going to the mall and meeting his dream partner only to then find out they have a boyfriend, and to then have a threesome in the fire escape, where there is half of a pig drawing on the wall.
damn i just had a dirty cumkai and the other two are still in there
by ppsniffere February 25, 2023
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