possumcuber's definitions

Kitteh

Kiy-tii v.
1. To win, or to succeed.
2. to attract large numbers

Kitteh... yeah...

by PossumCuber February 13, 2010

Muse

The greatest band in existence. Anyone who disagrees with this statement while not referring to the entity of a Muse fails at life.

If Muse were to be combined into a single, breathing entity, it would likely be Chuck Norris with an electric triangle.

by PossumCuber September 26, 2009

Possum

Possums are awesome as a result of their ability to rhyme their species name with the word awesome in the English language.

I heard that concert like that was pretty Possum!

by PossumCuber September 26, 2009

Rubik's Cube

A toy with over 413 quintillion possible outcomes. The greatest thing that man has been graced with

Chuck Norris is pretty epic with a Rubik's Cube

by PossumCuber October 11, 2009

Chuck Norris

There is no way in any language, with the exception of one dead dialect of Russian to define Chuck Norris, other than the name Chuck Norris. All other attempts to define Chuck Norris fail, and should be given thumbs downs.

Chuck Norris... Yeah, you get the picture.

by PossumCuber October 14, 2009

My Uncle Ted

Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.

Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*

by PossumCuber October 16, 2009

Atheist

A godless person who uses reason and science, rather than divinity, to explain his beliefs. Not to be confused with agnostics. These people can be identified either by how much they know about science, or by how much they burn when you put a match to their skin. Atheists burn like flash paper.

Person 1:That guy over there? He must be an Atheist. Did you see the way he just burned up in flames a few seconds ago?
Person 2:SHH!!! He's not an Atheist! that's part of a practical joke involving lighter fluid!

by PossumCuber November 2, 2009