2 definitions by polydactylsix

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This is the guy who craves attention from multiple woman. Charismatic and charming. He is Mr. likable. He most likely has a plethora of pussies he calls friends on his dark desert highway. So they can stroke his ego and enable him to feel better about himself. Absorbing the approval and validation.

They aren't necessarily bad guys but are absolute pussies because they don't have the balls to own the bad things they do. They could fuck the whole god damn world and STILL feel rejected!.

It's hard for this guy not to feel lonely. Most of his friends will either 'grow up' themselves and move on OR continue some sick pseudo relationship to 'use' the poor asshole.

They know how to make a connection.

Their dysfunction seems to be in keeping it.
I know that I'm done toying with you but can we still be friends? This way I can feel like less of a prick.

You're just the ego driven player whose looking for an ego stroke, not a friend. Sorry.
by polydactylsix June 07, 2011
This is the guy who still thinks it's 1995 or whatever year he peaked in high school. This is the guy who no doubt shat his pants at some point in grammar school because he has been forever recovering; it's all about being 'cool'. This is the guy with some sort of pathetic 'please accept me my dad hated me' complex so i'm gonna fuck my way to the top of the food chain; feel important, valued,and loved.

He'll know how to drink like there's no tomorrow

(so as to kill whatever brain cells that might otherwise bring him back to earth at some point during his supposed 'manhood')

You will find this guy out and about (party harty charlie) yet his name won't be charlie, chuck maybe, but not charlie

He will be socially acceptable until the teacher of time slaps his ass a bar fly stool, where he will congregate with other bar flies; hammered and feeding off the pile of shit they call a past.
Can you believe Jerry asked me to go out during the work week to get shit faced and pick up pussy?!

Sure. He's the social player who can't play alone.
by polydactylsix June 07, 2011

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