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Attribute of certain magical creatures, an ability, and requirement to mate with other such creatures, permanently, and typically spanning more than one lifetime. Not that any types of creatures may have the ability to live more than one life. For none of us do.
Maggie is my eternimate. I met her a long time ago, and we haven't even met yet.
by poisonIvy September 30, 2017
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A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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The practice of doing something ridiculous on purpose just to be a screw ball.
Her name is ridiculum, much the same as yours as they relate to my life implicitly.
by poisonIvy August 18, 2011
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Deerheart is a pseudonym used to describe a loved one who has an often intense, overwhelming afinity for nature.
Literally my sentiments exactly Deerhart.
by poisonIvy October 2, 2017
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More than ever, the adage "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is proven an ironic one. In fact words are often much more painful than any physical damage could cause. It is reminiscent of Palestinians throwing rocks at tanks in Gaza, and relates to the adage "the pen is mightier than the sword".
Sticks and stones don't hurt much. Please don't call me names Felicia.
by poisonIvy September 25, 2017
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